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Posted on 24th Apr at 10:06 PM, with 650,641 notes
person: you're blocking the view
me: i am the view
Posted on 24th Apr at 10:05 PM, with 40,823 notes
shreksforthememories:

and then they didnt put her on the final list

shreksforthememories:

and then they didnt put her on the final list

Posted on 24th Apr at 10:05 PM, with 2,552 notes

He’s fast, strong. He’s got a sexy arm. The ones that do call him the Summer Soldier.

Posted on 24th Apr at 9:31 PM, with 455,289 notes

octemberfirst:

abqandnotu:

merosse:

TINY TURTLE INVESTIGATORS: THE CASE OF THE LARGE STRAWBERRY

GOOD MORNING EVERYONE

“HAVE YOU TRIED BALANCING ON IT”
“YES OF COURSE I TRIED BALANCING ON IT JENKINS THIS IS NOT MY FIRST DAY AS A TINY TURTLE INVESTIGATOR” 

Posted on 24th Apr at 9:31 PM, with 478,111 notes

queenrylan:

esotericalesbians:

it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob

what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob

Because we have vaginas

Posted on 24th Apr at 9:31 PM, with 19,765 notes
assgod:

does this work? asking for a friend

assgod:

does this work? asking for a friend

Posted on 24th Apr at 7:18 PM, with 899,069 notes

brie3po:

janebuzjane:

thoughtkiller:

clavid:

eloquentvibes:

clavid:

on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine

On the downside I’m too poor to afford one.

one crack cocaine

hello drug dealer yes i would like to purchase one crack cocaine please

debit or credit

I actually have a gift card

Posted on 24th Apr at 7:18 PM, with 47,641 notes

straaya:

I’m just a needy piece of shit that needs constant reassurance that I’m wanted

Posted on 24th Apr at 7:18 PM, with 123,652 notes

chickensandwich:

cuntakinte:

oback barama is such a good president

name 5 of his songs

Posted on 24th Apr at 7:17 PM, with 15,309 notes

khaleersula:

nerrrdstark:

delicately-interconnected:

imkirby:

Laverne Cox should play Wonder Woman

Or a woman should play Wonder Woman

  1. Laverne Cox IS a woman.
  2. Your blog claims to be about feminism but you obviously don’t understand feminism. Feminism is not about supporting females like you say on your blog. It’s about supporting women.
  3. You’re trash.

here we have radscum in their natural environment

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