zerofucksclub:

thuggums:

kingjaffejoffer:

• “this is way too sweet”
  
• “they’re remaking that movie already????”
  
• “my back hurts”
  
• “wait, people get mad about that now?”
  
• “I can’t eat that, its gone fuck my stomach up”
• “hold on let me check my calendar first”
  
• **turns on the radio** [groans]

How dare you EXPOSE me at 5:18 am on this good Monday

Originally posted by plumkat

imwonderfucked:

day 257857817581. still have no idea how anybody heard the lyric “starbucks lover” in blank space

pseudofailure:

I just discovered that “sup” supsidedown is “dns”

holdup:

we’re gonna catch the zodiac killer because some 16 year old on tumblr is gonna remember being him as a coping mechanism or something and actually use that power for good

unregardless:

professor: *sends out an email to the entire class about some assignment* 

me: